Monday, October 22, 2018

Shakespearean Insult Kit




I don't really recall why I made this table; some random conversation on G+ I would guess. Anyway, posting it here so it doesn't get lost in the doom that came to G+. Simply roll d100 three times to generate an appropriately colourful insult for your favorite D&D-ish  game. Or real life; who am I to tell you what to do?







Shakespearean Insult Kit


1-2
artless
base-court
apple-john
3-4
bawdy
bat-fowling
baggage
5-6
beslubbering
beef-witted
barnacle
7-8
bootless
beetle-headed
bladder
9-10
churlish
boil-brained
boar-pig
11-12
cockered
clapper-clawed
bugbear
13-14
clouted
clay-brained
bum-bailey
15-16
craven
common-kissing
canker-blossom
17-18
currish
crook-pated
clack-dish
19-20
dankish
dismal-dreaming
clotpole
21-22
dissembling
dizzy-eyed
coxcomb
23-24
droning
doghearted
codpiece
25-26
errant
dread-bolted
death-token
27-28
fawning
earth-vexing
dewberry
29-30
fobbing
elf-skinned
flap-dragon
31-32
froward
fat-kidneyed
flax-wench
33-34
frothy
fen-sucked
flirt-gill
35-36
gleeking
flap-mouthed
foot-licker
37-38
goatish
fly-bitten
fustilarian
39-40
gorbellied
folly-fallen
giglet
41-42
impertinent
fool-born
gudgeon
43-44
infectious
full-gorged
haggard
45-46
jarring
guts-griping
harpy
47-48
loggerheaded
half-faced
hedge-pig
49-50
lumpish
hasty-witted
horn-beast
51-52
mammering
hedge-born
hugger-mugger
53-54
mangled
hell-hated
joithead
55-56
mewling
idle-headed
lewdster
57-58
paunchy
ill-breeding
lout
59-60
pribbling
ill-nurtured
maggot-pie
61-62
puking
knotty-pated
malt-worm
63-64
puny
milk-livered
mammet
65-66
qualling
motley-minded
measle
67-68
rank
onion-eyed
minnow
69-70
reeky
plume-plucked
miscreant
71-72
roguish
pottle-deep
moldwarp
73-74
ruttish
pox-marked
mumble-news
75-76
saucy
reeling-ripe
nut-hook
77-78
spleeny
rough-hewn
pigeon-egg
79-80
spongy
rude-growing
pignut
81-82
surly
rump-fed
puttock
83-84
tottering
shard-borne
pumpion
85-86
unmuzzled
sheep-biting
ratsbane
87-88
vain
spur-galled
scut
89-90
venomed
swag-bellied
skainsmate
91-92
villainous
tardy-gaited
strumpet
93-94
warped
tickle-brained
varlot
95-96
wayward
toad-spotted
vassal
97-98
weedy
unchin-snouted
whey-face
99-00
yeasty
weather-bitten
wagtail